The Quagmire of my Discontent: The Apocalypse of WeeSaul - Abondon all hope, ye who enter here!!!

Broken hearts and paradise
Before the ending that
No one seems to know...

I am just in the mood to sit here and wait for the end of the world. There are so many questions that I need to have answered. Will it be a death by natural causes or will it be a result of a self-inflicted wound? And there is always the possibility that it could be a tragic accident that brings about the end of this world. So here I shall sit and await the spectacle as it unfolds before my eyes. And then I will know...

It is a bit ironic that mankind feels that they are survivors on this planet when they have not even put in enough time to be considered such. The history shows that this species has only been walking the land for a brief instance in the four and a half billion year history of this world. And there have been so many survivors whose age was counted in the hundreds of millions of years who are no longer with us - they had a proven track record and yet they are now gone...

What makes these humans so sure that they will be around forever? In this cosmic crap shot, there are so many ways that this planet and all who occupy it can be eliminate - there are so many unknowns, so many forces to deal with. What if the planet takes a direct gamma ray burst? What if a black hole wonders close enough to the planet so that it is sucked into the void? What if mankind's understanding of the sun is grossly inadequate and the sun dies tomorrow? What if a big ole rock from the heavens hits the earth on a fault line and cracks it open like a big ole egg? I'd like my world over easy, thank you much...

And I want to be there when it happens though the chances of being granted my wish are slim at best. Maybe that my death will take me to another plane of existence from which I can watch the end unfold before me. Will there be fireworks or will it just fade away? I want to know...

But then again I want to be there to witness the last star in the universe as it flickers out of existence and the heavens are nothing but black in all directions - nothing for all eternity...

This is the Word of the AntiCrust as he awaits the End of the World...

Praise be ye who Read the Word for ye are Blessed amongst humans...